the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrongI mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.
the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong
Castle, just tell me the truth. You owe me that much.
my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me
How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird
*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
Slightly uplifting advice from Hannibal’s son
me whenever i drink something from a wine glass
biggest fuck you ever
Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-…
Johnny Depp: Yes.