It’s Prince George’s first birthday today and within a year he has already become better than all of us. Bow down.
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL
“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”
i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back
I’ve always loved this picture so much.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
The Script - Superheroes (No Sound Without silence)